And if you say word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse.

Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.

Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Funny fucker, aren't you?

I said Put the Bunny back in the box.

I was just admiring your cage. Fits you pretty good.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to con air.

Oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the air flame.

Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them is me, the others, not you.

Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This this is fucking spectacular.

Welcome to con air.

You mean that dirty crackhead shit? Did you mean that gun? Hell yes, I meant it.