All employees will be issued magnetic ID bracelets

As punishment for your decision it's company policy to give you the plague

Extended OOF

HarassArm

I'm suspending you without pay.

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Then pick up your final paycheque and return your ID.

They don't have to work here

Uh, let's see. First, there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read, and it's kind of a legal thing, you know?

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What's going on here? Remember how I was toying with the notion of suspending the Christmas bonuses?

You're fired