Alright you primitive screwheads

Austin Powers Fassia his what is fascia doctor evil? His furger it's furger fish. Basha you know the fassia yeah gold member I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch OK perv boy Sasha is bad that dishwashe...

Boy I'm really bout to get yo pickle chin ah boy

Claptrap Swearing

Come on. I'm Jackie Treehorn.

Donnie, you're out of your element, dude. The Chinaman is not the issue here. So who?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

I'm a cop you idiot

Mr. Vietnam the movie? Yeah, don't you? Could be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.

Of course your name is fuck me, it will behave baby now your name is fuck me you kiss your mother with that mouth. Give me the guy. Oh I see your name is spook me.

Oh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)

OK, Sir, you're Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. That's terrific.

Paging Mr. Numbnuts paging. Mr Numbnuts you're God damn phones ringing asshole.

Sir. No, Sir. Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Sir.

What are we having space cabbage? Is it stinky George so you look good.

You're 93 years old, and you don't even know who ALF is??