All right, all right, keep your hair on. I've already arranged for some local vampires to come round for Colin Robinson's birthday.

Colin Robinson is dying.

Colin Robinson we are in the presence of asylum.

Colin Robinson will be dead by sunrise.

Colin Robinson wins again.

Colin Robinson, when you talk to me. About 19th century naval battles. I was genuinely interested. I didn't let you know that, because then you'd have stopped. Maybe I didn't want you to stop.

Colin Robinson, why are you doing this to us?

Come on, Colin Robinson, we're off.

Fear not, Colin Robinson captain never abandons his crew.

I remember the first time I met Colin Robinson. I thought to myself, how can one man be so fucking dull?

Put a coke in it. Colin Robinson will weak enough as it is.

Shut up, Colin Robinson. You're giving me the pit.