A blind man walks into a bar.

A man once told me to always leave them wanting more. Unfortunately, he was working at the rationing station.

A Mayan asks his friend if he would like to grab a drink. His friend says, well, I'm supposed to finish the calendar, but I guess if I don't, it's not the end of the world.

A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if she has any.

And a chair.

And a table.

Ariel Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says, hey, we don't serve your type in here.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender turns to him and asks Olive or twist?

Communist, A spy and a Chinese man walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning. Does that mean the fifth guy enjoys it?

Get it?

How about a pizza joke? Never mind, it's just too cheesy.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I went to the.

No charge.

Speaking alcohol is a solution.

The bartender says sorry but we don't serve miners in.

The commies like their house with before they used candles, electricity.

What do you call 2 crows on a branch? Attempted murder?

Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? He was predicting showers.

2 fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says damn.