Because when he was just an egg, I dropped him!

I once sat on a banana and it changed my life #jimmy neutron #banana #gay #anal #lgbt #when i was a kid #when i was your age #dad #family talk

I remember one time some of our neighbors who were studying ballet dancing got dressed up to look like raccoons

Of course I peed my pants everybody my HP snip and it's the coolest

One time I asked to use the restroom

Rubber Duck

Scrooge beheld a small boy, a boy he knew,

When he was a young warthog