A big family must be fun I imagine it makes you feel you belong to something oh it does maybe that's why I feel kind of lost right now
A big family must be fun I imagine it makes you feel you belong to something oh it does maybe that's why I feel kind of lost right now
And by the way, you know I sit on the stand and get hot. I gotta lotta. I got hairy legs that turned that that that, that that that turned blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach i...
And by the way, you know I sit on the stand and get hot. I gotta lotta. I got hairy legs that turned that that that, that that that turned blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach i...
And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on christmas morning if al the young folks didn't get to see that sparkling happy tree
And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on christmas morning if al the young folks didn't get to see that sparkling happy tree
Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad
Because when I was young and i'd get an a on a history test or whatever i'd get this good feeling about all the things that I could be and then I never became any of them
Because when I was young and i'd get an a on a history test or whatever i'd get this good feeling about all the things that I could be and then I never became any of them
Global kid I used to have crazy dreams because, well, you remember that you remember Nestle's quick, you know the powder you put it in milk and stir for like 30 minutes. And no matter how hard you ...
Global kid I used to have crazy dreams because, well, you remember that you remember Nestle's quick, you know the powder you put it in milk and stir for like 30 minutes. And no matter how hard you ...
Gotta Lotta I got hairy legs that turned that that that that that that turned blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down. So it was trading then watche...
Gotta Lotta I got hairy legs that turned that that that that that that turned blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down. So it was trading then watche...
He Broked ed My Nose #he brokeded my nose #he broke my nose #adam sandler #the longest yard #chris rock #i love little michael #bob sapp #switowski
He Broked ed My Nose #he brokeded my nose #he broke my nose #adam sandler #the longest yard #chris rock #i love little michael #bob sapp #switowski
Hey! what did daddy just get you for your birthday huh a rake that's right an excellent rake a birthday rake so when you clean the yard you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands
Hey! what did daddy just get you for your birthday huh a rake that's right an excellent rake a birthday rake so when you clean the yard you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands
I could feel the Christmas news beginning to tighten. Maybe what happened next was inevitable. Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas? Horrified, I hurt myself blurted out, I wouldn't. Official...
I could feel the Christmas news beginning to tighten. Maybe what happened next was inevitable. Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas? Horrified, I hurt myself blurted out, I wouldn't. Official...
I even almost had a friend once. Sure it was a mouthbreathing snot dripping 8 year old who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands, but he was clueless enough to think I wasn't the worthless piec...
I even almost had a friend once. Sure it was a mouthbreathing snot dripping 8 year old who couldn't find his fat ass with both hands, but he was clueless enough to think I wasn't the worthless piec...
I grew up hearing the whispers about the Hollow Tree. Not the friendly kind. The ones that tasted like mildew and regret, carried on the damp air of the Appalachians. These werent tales; they were warnings woven into the fabric of the land, something the mountain never quite digested. We lived de...
I grew up hearing the whispers about the Hollow Tree. Not the friendly kind. The ones that tasted like mildew and regret, carried on the damp air of the Appalachians. These werent tales; they were warnings woven into the fabric of the land, something the mountain never quite digested. We lived de...
I grew up in the shadow of Blackwood Mountain, where the mist hangs thick enough to swallow sound. Locals never talked about gold or coal, just the deep, cold truth: the mountain held secrets older than their great grandparents, a presence that tasted of ancient river water and raw regret. I spen...
I grew up in the shadow of Blackwood Mountain, where the mist hangs thick enough to swallow sound. Locals never talked about gold or coal, just the deep, cold truth: the mountain held secrets older than their great grandparents, a presence that tasted of ancient river water and raw regret. I spen...
I had a son. He passed away. I had a girl who loved me. I threw that away. My Mama died when I was a kid. And my daddy. I watched him die.
I had a son. He passed away. I had a girl who loved me. I threw that away. My Mama died when I was a kid. And my daddy. I watched him die.
I had some weird auditions in my life but i've got to tell you that is possibly the weirdest i've ever heard in my life I mean it was it was like a one year old singing
I had some weird auditions in my life but i've got to tell you that is possibly the weirdest i've ever heard in my life I mean it was it was like a one year old singing
I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be kool-aid Man.
I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be kool-aid Man.
I'm So Embarrassed #sesame street #seth rogen #elmo #embarrassed myself #getting embarrassed #being foolish
I'm So Embarrassed #sesame street #seth rogen #elmo #embarrassed myself #getting embarrassed #being foolish
If we only had a teacup, this would be like playing Find the teacup in the bed sheet like I do with my Aunt Sophia.
If we only had a teacup, this would be like playing Find the teacup in the bed sheet like I do with my Aunt Sophia.
Is you keep and I'll tell you why, so that every shriek every child is seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish.
Is you keep and I'll tell you why, so that every shriek every child is seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish.
