But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. What Happ he lived happily ever after.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed

Don't drop the soap. Don't drop the soap.

Dont bite the hand 3 long

Heed my tail, Nancy boy.

Mama Told Me Not To

Mock death at your own peril

Thanks Austin, well if that apparently innocent looking purchase did turn into a shooting then this is what it would look like.

The road to ruin is shorter than you think

When the bough breaks the cradle will fall

Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.