A guy I know, he fucks the lady whose house is it.

A lot of sexy people not doing much work and having affairs

All I want to do is go to town on two dudes at once.

Also, it's a good place to meet fat chicks.

And I hope to see you around.

Can I hit it in the morning?

Do you come here often?

Find me some ass

Fuck me and leave.

Fuck me.

Fucked three hoes I met this week (Robert Horry!)

He wanna fuck

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Hell I like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

Hey everybody we're all gonna get laid

I came looking for booty.

I can't help it i'm a womanizer sometimes I know but I just think that taking a woman home and getting some hot poon is about the greatest thing in the world

I got laid twenty three times is here and i'm not counting the hummer I got the library stacks baby

I think I need to just have some meaningless sex, you know, with the next guy I see.

I try to fuck anything.

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I wanna fk you in the ***

I Wanna Get Laid

I want to have a threesome with Trinity Time Travels, and uhhh Big Thyme Investing

I'd fuck you with one sock on

I'm gonna go find me some ass.

In a magazine fuckin sleep around here

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Instead of the fucking can I get just the the hand jobbing?

Let's get some pussy tonight

My point is you're ready to be fucked, man.

Passing ladies on the street

Sex without love is meaningless.

Show her a good time, and then get the hell out of her life.

So, you get to have sex and we get to wake some skanky girl up in the morning

There's gonna be sluts everywhere, it's gonna rule

They can hold yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.

They can hold yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.

They can hold yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for fifty bucks apiece

This is what I call a target rich environment. You live your life between your legs, ma'am. Go sleep and you can get laid in a place like this. I'm telling you, I'd be happy to find the girl who ta...

We don't go hopping into bed with some guy we only just met.

Well, you know you got 5 minutes all if you got nothing to do with you stumble into one of the rooms, pull down your panties, whack it.

What are the chances I could get some play here?

You are so we get laid tonight

You need to get laid full.

You wanna hook up?

You want that cock or not.

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You was getting dick sucked

You're getting laid. I'm getting paid and we're doing it drunk.

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