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A guy said he wants to fuck me. AK said chickens too tiny for me.

Advantage. Yuri though, where are you, Cutie? Yeah, I did it. Gabby Babies. Oh no, if it's a Getty snail.

Ah, OK.

Aha u sound cute

Ahem so where you from

All right, I'll say. What do you say we just do it the old fashioned way. I don't know, disgusting.

All right, love. How was work?

All right, simmer down, Sean. We can't all be pillow experts.

All right, start driving, dipshit.

Alright, alright, Spare me your life story.

And I was like, "No thanks!"

And I'm. I gotta be someplace. Alright, no problem. I'll take a rain check.

And what's your name

Anyway, what I really wanted to show you was this.

Are you alright? Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you going to tell me something today? Tough guy.

Are you jacking on in there?

Are you sure, you motherfucker?

At last! where have you been

Banker Chitchat 01a

Bart, do you want to see my new chainsaw? Oh, sorry, what am I thinking?

Beep, beep, Richie!

Big gulps huh

Big man ting yeah It's not looking good brev

Bitch, I'll be right over there.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I am right!

But what the fuck you thinking, man? You're right, dude. I got to thinking.

But you know I'm saying, yeah, that was a nice one.

Call Mr. Paul. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

Call my uncle. You will take bets.

Cancel, give me a newspaper. Alright, well take it easy one at a time.

Chipi chipi chapa chapa bla bla bla bla

Do you have any idea what time it is actually no

Do you seriously think that's okay bro?

Don't be getting fresh with me, Sunny.

Dude, OK, we proceed, but only if there's no funny stuff.

Easy chat.

Excuse me?

G'day, Henry. Oh, good day, sir.

Get out of my face. Get up there, snowball.

Going to get. Your days of finger banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over.

Hang on just a second (2)

HE SAID, "DON'T BUST THAT NUT YET, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

Hello.

Hey son, need a dollar dollar dollar is what I need.

Hey tough guy did you hear

Hey wait a minute man I ain't gonna be supplying you you gonna be talking about my shit

Hey what's goin' on here (2)

Hey, enough chit chat. We need to concentrate here. Feeling a little agitated, Magnus? Don't make me laugh, dark Lord. Now put on some pants and fight like a man.

Hey, why aren't you taking our clothes off?

Hi excuse me, I'm I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today. Sir you're in the wrong line. Dumb ass over there. I'm sorry. I am in a big dumb asses sorry. Hey let this dumb ass through.

How about you

How old do you think I am

Howdy stranger

I get that a lot.

I said "Welcome back," didn't I? Fucking guy.

I see you man chattin shit

I'll take that as a yes then.

I'm gonna bust you, Anthony! (background chatter)

Is that it? Is that all you got?

Isn't it a little big? It's not big, it's just. Full.

It's nothing real, homie. When it's some real, we'll talk.

It's only 10 in the morning, Mom.

Lilo lilo look at me look at me baby are you hurt no

Listen listen to me bring my car OK the fuck around

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Look I'm not gonna eat ya

Nah, I don't think so.

No, dingus, it's 500! It's 300!

No, there has. Yeah. Breaks down like this, OK. It's it's legal to buy it. It's legal to own it, and.

Oh good all right she is crazy

Oh gosh. I was hoping you were going to die. I can try something really fun.

Oh hold on mom another call

Oh John, what the fuck are you doing? Ship ship?

Oh well, I thought you would do, but if you want to.

Oh, now you're just being crazy.

Oh, shut up, you're calling the wrong number

Oh, what is your last name, Sir?

Ohh God damn it. Let me add on now.

Ohh sweet girl. No no.

Penis breath Elliot, sit down.

Penny for your thoughts

Rick Lee, gentlemen. We've got about 15 minutes before Jimmy's better half comes pulling into the driveway. Damn.

Shut the fuck up kevin like really not interested

So basically when they say, oh huh?

So how do we get in what are you kiddin' leave it to me

So that's how it is huh

So what do you do, fucker? No, no, no, no, no, no. Nothing that bad.

So what should I call you

Talk like this

Thanks, Gary. Well, take care of me. I got to get back. Sure.

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

The fuck you doing?

The fuck you talkin about your ugly ass

This ain't my first rodeo, buddy.

This is great banter. It really is.

Uh I'm not going to play, why not that guy

Uh-huh. Do me a favor, will you put this muscle coffee back there which make me a cup? Yeah, sure. Oh, how do you take it? Lots of cream, lots of sugar.

Um..

Um...ooh, well...

Wassa matta with you!

Well, what's going on?

Well, you're a big man, ain't you?

What are you gonna do with that?

What do you mean my hammer is too big

What the fuck are you talking about? My name is Defino. I'm a private Snoop like you, man.

What the hell are you two doing

What the Kevin are you like or something

What would you say if you wanted to take a gander at tweaks asshole

What's your name

What's your name?

Whatever you gotta tell me that so fucking important.

Whats your friends name

Where are you?

Where your mama at

Where's your mom my mom's in the car and where is your father he's at work

Which, yes, lemon pie. Are we going to go? I'm not sure yet. What do you want?

Who are you guys? Sure you know where you're going?

Who is it Mr Peep the guy? Again, Mr Pizza guy, Sir. Four of the devil cheese and sausage right here, dude. You dude.

Who is that oh stef that's you watch out

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

Why don't you go make me a sandwich

Why would u say that hun

Yeah it would. Hey.

Yeah right dad

Yeah yeah well let me tell you what

Yeah, I heard that one before.

Yeah, that's what I expected.

Yeah, yeah, what? Ohh, man. My thinking about this case had become very uptight, Yeah.