Alright dudes, car got a little danger. We didn't make the fucking handoff, man. They didn't get the fucking money.

Car Doesn't Start Ringtone

Car-wont-start

Come on, you piece of shit car.

I can't pull over

I guess the car don't get there. Get up there. Pile pull, pull pile, pull.

I need your help. My car is sleeping.

I'm out of gas that means one more stop i'll have to make

Man, you always crashing cars and ****

My daughter and I were touring the capital and on the way home our car ran out of gas and we we need to get back to Concord for my mom's funeral.

Space traffic! #traffic #traffic jam #sitting in car #slow #driving #uncle grandpa

Well, they finally did it. Kill my fucking car.

Wont Start Fart

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You got a flat tire

You're ripping my car, yeah. Hey bud, what's your problem? No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is. You Dick.

[ Tire Blows ] D'oh!

[ Engine Stops ]