Do you realize you're calling the Police Department first of all?

How does a fella go about getting hold of the police you use the fucking phone I guess which numbers do you put in

I'm calling the police.

If anyone's gonna be calling the police, it's gonna be me.

If anyone's gonna be calling the police, it's gonna be me.

Next time I get this phone call, I'm calling the police because this is a load of crap.

You're going to go outside and call the Police Department in your county.