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A ^2 + B ^2 = C ^2, but you don't know that because you're not in school.

A potato.

Ah, yes.

All right.

Are you insane?

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Christmas is coming.

Claim your river.

Come on now, you can do it better than that.

Come on, kid, Christmas is coming.

Coughing

Did I just black out again?

Don't be getting fresh with me, Sunny.

Ever been on a tractor?

Ever had a donut sandwich?

Good thing I'm drunk or I might regret this.

Hello.

Hey, cut it out now.

I ain't afraid of you, punk.

I ain't afraid of you, punk. I'm Kris Kringle, and I will mess you up.

I ain't going back to jail for no one. You're here.

I guess you want me to skip past your house this year?

I think I hear Missus Claus calling. Gotta go.

I took a dump in the alley.

I'll see to it that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.

I'm gonna knock you out and empty your pockets.

I've had more fun roasting chestnuts over an open fire.

If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.

If you ain't got any cookies and milk for me, then get lost.

Laughing 3

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Maybe after I smack you around a bit, you'll ask for mercy.

Mrs. Claus is lucky. She scooped me up when she did.

Now.

Oh, oh O.

Oh, oh.

Ohh way to go kid. You just killed Christmas.

Ohh, drink would be really nice right about now.

On Dancer, On Prancer, we're under attack.

Santa Claus.

Sin is thirsty.

So I hear this this guy going around saying he's me, Santa Claus.

Sometimes the rage don't stop, you know.

That ain't right, punk.

There's an impostor going around claiming he's me. He's ripping people off by posing for Santa, pictures it charging for it. That's my money.

Vomit 2

What are you, a cat or something?

When I find out who did this, there's gonna be a war.

Woo.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You hungry kid? Cause I got some leftover knuckle sandwich here.

You know what Christmas cake is made from, right? And not just little pukes like you?

A ^2 + B ^2 = C ^2, but you don't know that because you're not in school.

A potato.

Ah, yes.

All right.

Are you insane?

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Christmas is coming.

Claim your river.

Come on now, you can do it better than that.

Come on, kid, Christmas is coming.

Coughing

Did I just black out again?

Don't be getting fresh with me, Sunny.

Ever been on a tractor?

Ever had a donut sandwich?

Good thing I'm drunk or I might regret this.

Hello.

Hey, cut it out now.

I ain't afraid of you, punk.

I ain't afraid of you, punk. I'm Kris Kringle, and I will mess you up.

I ain't going back to jail for no one. You're here.

I guess you want me to skip past your house this year?

I think I hear Missus Claus calling. Gotta go.

I took a dump in the alley.

I'll see to it that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.

I'm gonna knock you out and empty your pockets.

I've had more fun roasting chestnuts over an open fire.

If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.

If you ain't got any cookies and milk for me, then get lost.

Laughing 3

Maybe after I smack you around a bit, you'll ask for mercy.

Mrs. Claus is lucky. She scooped me up when she did.

Now.

Oh, oh O.

Oh, oh.

Ohh way to go kid. You just killed Christmas.

Ohh, drink would be really nice right about now.

On Dancer, On Prancer, we're under attack.

Santa Claus.

Sin is thirsty.

So I hear this this guy going around saying he's me, Santa Claus.

Sometimes the rage don't stop, you know.

That ain't right, punk.

There's an impostor going around claiming he's me. He's ripping people off by posing for Santa, pictures it charging for it. That's my money.

Vomit 2

What are you, a cat or something?

When I find out who did this, there's gonna be a war.

Woo.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You hungry kid? Cause I got some leftover knuckle sandwich here.

You know what Christmas cake is made from, right? And not just little pukes like you?

You little bastard.

You little punk.

You're breaking my heart, kid.

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