All right folks I know you're a bit confused wondering what you're doing out in the middle of the prairie in the middle of the night
All right folks I know you're a bit confused wondering what you're doing out in the middle of the prairie in the middle of the night
And all at once the trouble started a pack of murderers and thieves like swarms of locusts they descended their aim to make the townsfolk flee
And all at once the trouble started a pack of murderers and thieves like swarms of locusts they descended their aim to make the townsfolk flee
And now folks the gal you've all been waiting for the bavarian bombshell herself! let's hear it for lili von shtupp!
And now folks the gal you've all been waiting for the bavarian bombshell herself! let's hear it for lili von shtupp!
And they say that now in paris france even as we speak louis pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all
And they say that now in paris france even as we speak louis pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all
As attorney general I can assure you that a suitable sheriff will be found to restore the peace in rock ridge
As attorney general I can assure you that a suitable sheriff will be found to restore the peace in rock ridge
As chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to our new nigger
As chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to our new nigger
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel and hearty handshake!
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel and hearty handshake!
As she reads a telegram that she herself has composed to the governor expressing our feelings about the new sheriff
As she reads a telegram that she herself has composed to the governor expressing our feelings about the new sheriff
Choo choo I think this might be a good time to mosey out to where they're building the rail road and maybe do a little snooping
Choo choo I think this might be a good time to mosey out to where they're building the rail road and maybe do a little snooping
De camp town ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah de camp town race track five miles long all the doo dah day!
De camp town ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah de camp town race track five miles long all the doo dah day!
Every building every store front every rock and every tree right down to the orange roof on howard johnson's outhouse
Every building every store front every rock and every tree right down to the orange roof on howard johnson's outhouse
