How can I forget and have a replace? Because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I had pissed my pants and forget who I was for half hour or so.

I don't remember much after I ate the lamp

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things

Meatball down my leg, make it look like my ball sack ripped open?

My dick fell off #my dick fell off #relationship #what are we #is this a thing