A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana

A little gasoline blowtorch no problem

A monument to the bored businessman

A very sophisticated pair I mean they even appear in sheets

Aah! uh uh! nobody says the b word come on

Adam

Adam (2)

Adam babs

Adam don't tease her you never got on a in science

Adam I want to be with lydia

Adam is this what happens when you die

Adam let's go

Adam why did you build that

Adam you had a photo of bigfoot

Adam! adam!

Adam! adam! (2)

After my stint with the living theatre

Ah possession good

Ah this is great this is just what the doctor ordered

Ah well I attended juilliard i'm a graduate of the harvard business school

Aha!

Ahh here we go then ready

All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8

All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8 (2)

All new arrivals report to waiting room number 8 (3)

All right

All right let's get down to business

All right that's enough now

An amusement park

An appointment with who

And bring the little pards down here hell we got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with

And d con is on its knees to sponsor the insect zoo

And hey if you act now you get a free demon possession with every exorcism

And how about the math test

And i'll tell you something if I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have had my little accident

And look at that kitchen you're finally gonna be able to cook a decent meal

And now I think it's time to have a stretch and to invite our friends to meet your friends okay

And remember i'll eat anything you want me to eat i'll swallow anything you want me to swallow so come on down i'll chew on the dog

And that is what happens when they die

And the moaning is important really moan

And this used to be your house

And uh bring sarah

And we rise to be

And what money don't you believe in my work

And you can come up here and visit us anytime you want

And you do you lydia take this man

And you let betelgeuse out and didn't put him back

And you let otho get hold of the handbook

And you might mention that I single handedly decorated that house

Any minute now

Anyhow we've gotta get some help here we've gotta contact this guy betelmeyer or something

Anyway you can't scare her she's sleeping with prince valium tonight

Appointment for what

Are they here yet

Are they still here otho otho are they still here

Are we halfway to heaven are we halfway to hell and how long is this gonna last

Are you a ghost too

Are you available

Are you gross under there

Are you juno our caseworker

Are you kidding can't you read signs

Are you night of the living dead under there' like all bloody veins and pus

Are you sure you wouldn't rather go to jamaica or someplace like that

Are you the guys hiding out in the attic

Aren't you scared

As flies the lizard serpent fell as goblin vizard at the spell

As sudden thunder pierces night as magic wonder mad affright

At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved

Attention kmart shoppers

BachelorsParty

Barb honey we're dead I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore

Barbara

Barbara and I worked very hard on this house

Barbara barbara

Barbara come with me down to the store

Barbara how did you do that

Barbara we did call him and he seemed awfully pissed off

Barbara we're home

Barbara you don't know what's out there

Barbara!

Barbara! (2)

Be careful

Be my guest

Because if I tell you you'll tell your friends they're calling me on the horn all the time

Beep beep

Beetle

Beetle breakfast beetle drink beetle beetle juice

Being dead really doesn't make things any easier

Besides i'm not exposing that little girl to that pervert down there

Besides we could try again on this vacation you know

Betel

Betelgeu

Betelgeuse

Betelgeuse (2)

Betelgeuse (3)

Betelgeuse (4)

Betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse

Betelgeuse the bio exorcist

Birdies

Blue green

Blugh

Boo!

Boo! (2)

Boy do you know how to pick them let me ask you something is this relationship really solid do I have a shot at her

Boy oh boy this place just gets weirder and weirder

Breakfast orange orange beetle beetle fruit

But barbara honey it's too late we have to go through with this

But bernard what about this table

But I strongly suggest that you remove the deetzes yourselves

But maybe if you have a pen maybe we can I know you ever play charades

But other than that it's perfect just perfect

But rather than have you stumble onto it and make another mistake i'll tell you

But these people

But this house is too big for you it really ought to be for a couple with a family you know

But we have these pictures lydia

But you know in order to do that you've gotta say my name three times

By the time you read this I will be gone having jumped having plummeted off the winter river bridge

Cabin fever hon

Call betelgeuse betelgeu betel

Called the caterer he's got a great band

Can you stop this

Can't see you right uh uh

Can't you see i'm relaxing in here

Cantdresslikeawoman

Careful that's my sculpture I don't mean my as in I bought it I mean I made it it's my sculpture

Charles

Charles (2)

Charles we're here to see some ghosts

Charles what I wanna know is why didn't you tell us about this before

Charles you're lucky the yuppies are buying condos so you can afford what i'm going to have to do to this place

Claimed he could get rid of the living

Coach

Coach coach where's the men's room

Come and have a look

Come here

Come mister tally man tally me banana

Come mister tally man tally me banana (2)

Come on

Come on (2)

Come on (3)

Come on (4)

Come on a little closer step right up test your strength

Come on come on

Come on come on come on

Come on come on in

Come on come on over we'll have a little bite you'll have something to nosh

Come on come on think of it as a marriage of inconvenience okay we both get something

Come on down here and see it

Come on get out of my way

Come on if they are in here I don't want to scare them away

Come on just say it

Come on kids what do I have to do to strike a deal with you two huh

Come on let's get rolling now rev

Come on let's go let's get on with the ceremony

Come on! whoa! whoa! stop it! whoa!

Cut it out i'm a child for god's sakes

Cute couple look nice and stupid too

D 90s

Dad

Dad don't

Dad's found a way of making some money while I relax so would you scram

Damn sandworms thirteen percent huh

Day me say day me say day me say day

Day me say day me say day me say day me say day me say day o

Day me say day o

Day o day o daylight come and me wan' go home

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Daylight come and me wan' go home (2)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (3)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (4)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (5)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (6)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (7)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (8)

Daylight come and me wan' go home (9)

Dead dead dead deadski

Deceased

Delia

Delia deetz welcome home

Delia hates it

Delia let's get this show on the road

Delia says you can wear any sheets you want

Delia you are a flake you have always been a flake

Did you feel something

Do you betel

Do you know where that's going did anyone tell you where to

Do you remember how we got back up here

Do you take this woman to be your wedded wife

Do you think I want to die like this

Do you want to spend the next 125 years having breakfast with this woman

Don't bait your mother pumpkin

Don't mind her she's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister

Don't worry I locked the door

Don't worry we're not relying on her we have otho

Don't you dare speak to others about me

Don't you hate it when that happens

Draw a door

Drive carefully

Enough there to do the entire guest room

Every time she says that the paint peels and uh some wild creature tries to kill us