And this just got more embarrassing. Thanks.

Did he trip over his own shoe

Did you just soil yourself? Maybe it did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end? Let's have a smell alright. Woo, wafting, wafting or everyone likes their own brand don't this is magic alr...

Embarrased Face #embarrased #moron #whoops #red face

He was like having a wrong number or something

I said put a cucumber down my pants.

I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?

Look, I didn't touch a drum set. OK, I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set alright that's it that's it.

Not want oh dear what an awkward situation

Oh no no no no no buddy is putting their finger in my ass again unless his cow

Oh, fat man, please, this is getting awkward.

Oh. This is awkward

So you must have the wrong number.

Standing around like a bloody idiot.

This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Allata. A lot of machines. Come again? A lot of vaginas. I'm sorry. I'm just not getting it sound like you said your name was a lot of. Never ...

Today, this guy peed on it. Donnie, please.

Um, no one saw that.

What the fuck am I doing in the back?

What the hell is this shit he's engaging me

Who invited that kid? #bad present #out of place #dont belong #mr potato head

Yeah, he's trying to touch my Weiner let go forward.

Yikes #surprised response #scared reaction #embarrassed #awkward #yogi bear #yogi #boo boo #embarrassed reaction

You got caught with your hand in the penis jaw.

You look bloody awful. What are you doing here? You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are LAX. You smell funny.

Whoa, watch it, pervert! Alan, he's just doing your inseam.