A blind man walks into a bar.

A man once told me to always leave them wanting more. Unfortunately, he was working at the rationing station.

Brennan He did kick me up the arse

Come on he told me all about the time you went ballistic with penny benjamin

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George sweared. He got a bogey flavoured one month.

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

I don't anybody move hold it right there a fuse his out. The old man could replace fuses quicker than a jackrabbit on a date he bought him by their gross.

I Dropped My Monster Condom

I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk.

I Measured With My Dick

It's no hassle, but. All I'm saying, they're going to get a I I'm just. We we knock, knock. Who's there? Lush, let me tell you a little story about a man named even before you start. That was a pre...

Its An Urban Legend That Never Happened

No, no, no, no, no. They just said that Antwan had given you a foot massage.

Now dana told me about that big snake situation

Oh God, yeah. I'll tell you if I had a nickel for every time that happened.

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One said they was gonna suck my dick from the back.

Stupid aah thing that i madr

That is without question the funniest story i've ever heard

Well, actually, your big head out there by the gate, he gave me a key.

Well, the fat Man made a funny.

When I was in the womb, I used to jerk off.

Who are those creeps over there?

Yippee Ki yay my dead, illiterate friend.