Absolutely not.

All periods will now be called Steves.

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American Dad 6x02 Son of Stan Original Air Date on October 10, 2010

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At Gazuntech.

Basically, the whole country is gonna look like your first apartment.

Big girl, Big girl.

But hey, better with your brother than some stranger, right?

Did you see Memento?

Don't play coy you cardigan Jezebel. I have photographic evidence of you having sexual relations with a jack-in-the-box man.

Francine Smith happy yell #happy yell #yelling #excited #francine smith #american dad

Francine Smith.

Francine Smith.

Francine Smith.

Francine, you'll be very careful out there today. Where a terror alert orange.

God damn it, he's gonna pee. No, no, no, Nope. Just asked.

Haley, Haley, wake up. I fell asleep. I had a sugar crash and I fell asleep and I didn't do the paper.

Happy hour.

Have you managed to contact your home planet yet?

Help me.

Hey, listen, Mom, Dad, can I have a dog?

Hey, you think that diploma will help you land a better section when you're waitressing at the Olive Garden?

I forgot.

I have to study for my term paper.

I want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer, OK? And then we can play with this dog.

I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in. Yeah, as long as I'm back by 4th, Steve.

It's not as good the second time.

Lavate Las Manos #lavate las manos #stan #my spells defeated the death eaters

Mmm, mmm, mmm, dangerous, mmm.

Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.

No, Roger, you cannot borrow the car.

Oh my God, my mom always caught me throwing up last night and she's like, hey, my purse.

Oh my God. Score. Score. Score Score.

Oh my god。

Oh, oh, sorry about that.

Oh, we just signed a contract with IKEA to furnish a rack.

Oh, you know, I was gonna do it yesterday, but I got distracted.

Oh. My God, how good are these?

OK, I got a little carried away back there.

Osama, is that you?

Peter shot #shot down #peter griffin #american dad #space alien #stan smith #stan smith shot peter griffin #family guy gun

Rigging elections is my bread and butter, Roger.

So if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve.

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Stan Smith Sounds: American Dad - Season 3 Sound

Stan Smith Sounds: American Dad - Season 3 Sound

Steve's big boy hair isn't going to come in any faster with you taunting him.

Sure, you can vote for Shelley Maxwell if you don't mind voting for a prostitute.

That's my boy.

That's what your mom said last night #your mom #your mother #twss

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Whatever you need just get better! #get better #feel better #american dad #stan smith #boss #office #sick leave #get well soon

Which means something might go down somewhere in some way at some point in time, so look sharp.

Whoa, you hear that, Hillary? Looks like you're a winner with Steve.

Woo hoo #woo hoo #happy #hyped #amped #excited #american dad

Yeah, baby.

You little rascal #little rascal #rascal #cheeky #american dad #we tell each other everything #no secrets

(American Dad theme playing)

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