✨ Yeah, I'm married. Doesn't matter. You'd do that for me? Really? Yeah, I'd like that. Who are you talking to? It's Jake from State Farm. Sounds like a really good deal. Jake from State Farm at three in the morning? Who is this? It's Jake from State Farm. What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm? Uh... khakis. She sounds hideous. Well, she's a guy, so... Another reason more people stay with State Farm. Get to a better state.