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We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late if I have to put up with your behaviour

We all wear masks metaphorically speaking

Watch it! i'm sorry

Watch it chunky!

Want to be my date

Wait just a minute

Wait a minute where is everybody something's not kosher here

Use the radio what you know call for backup or something

Trust me buddy this is going to be the perfect night on the town

Too bad she's already taken

Tonight i'm gonna take you on a love safari deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle

This young man here just saved our lives

Tina what are you doing here

Tina come here

Tina get out of here get lost!

Tina come on you can't you can't

This is the moment of truth when a man shows what he's really made of

This is kellaway I need back up and I need it now

Tina!

Tina carlyle pleased to meat you the pleasure's all mine

Those pyjamas those those those pyjamas were stolen

This isn't his grift man

This is your big production number

This is impossible

This is a mistake

This is an interesting piece mr ipkiss looks like fourth or fifth century scandinavian

This is a piece of wood

Things change

They got me paying taxes for what I gave to you gee baby ain't I good to you

They're out they're sold out that means there's no more

They say you've been using the place to run your own small time scams

There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you (2)

There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you

There's always time for one last kiss

There he is! let's get him

There he is!

Then we're all in big trouble and if I were you i'd get out of town fast

Then he could have banished him into that mask

The swat team got an offer to open in vegas

The senoritas they sing and they swing with their romero it's very nice so full of spice

The police are looking for the mask so we'll give them the mask

The masks we wear

The mask no it was the guy inside the mask it was you all along

The loaner the loaner

The guy they say robbed this place the mask I think he was at the club last night

The cops tried to shut the club down this morning

The coco bongo club hottest new joint in town

That's got to hurt

That's what they're there for

That's ridiculous oh is it

That's it!

That's correct wendy we all wear masks metaphorically speaking

That's it yeah get the key no not not the cheese the keys

That's it sweetheart now just a little bit to the right

Thanks a million I owe you one

That'll be all ipkiss

That's correct wendy

That's an interesting tie mister ipkiss stanley ipkiss

That was the most sickening display i've ever seen

That man is the mask

That letter you sent my column that was from a guy with more guts and more heart than any of the creeps that i've met in this city

That guy dancing with tina he's dead meat come on

Thanks for what lots of things

Thanks for everything stanley

Thanks stanley you really are a nice guy

Stop that man!

Thanks for dropping by

Thank you so much for being with us today

Tell auntie em to let old yeller out

Tell me how's this mask work I don't know you just put it on

Tell me more bwana

Take it easy I got the point

Sure stanley ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap

Sure you're not gonna miss this guy when he's gone all that's left is me

Step right up here don't be shy! nobody likes a bashful leather head

Stay behind! that's it that's it! nobody's getting in

Stupid she would never

NSFW

Start dancing i'll blow your brains out

Stanley ip kiss

Stanley wait stanley stanley!

Stanley you are the nicest guy really you are

Stanley this is great

Stanley this is serious there's gotta be a way to stop him

Stanley hurry!

Stanley listen to me

Stanley I couldn't do that

Stanley! stanley get in!

Stanley! (5)

Stanley! (6)

Stanley! (4)

Stanley! (3)

Stanley! (2)

Sorry stanley you really are a great guy I just can't lose my condo you know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city

Stanley!

Stanley ipkiss

Sorry son the dog was rabid had to put it down

Stand back and observe

Sorry fellas waste not want not

Sorry son that's not my department

So did anyone find out who he is

Someone hit the joint before got her

So dr neuman you're saying that everybody wears a mask

Somebody with red hair and full pouting lips a white blouse green jacket and a name tag

Somebody help me!

So what time should I pick you up

So you got a warrant this time or did you stop by for a nightcap

So why are you covering this story

So what kind of account do you have in mind

So what do you think

So how do we get in what are you kiddin' leave it to me

Snap out of it come on this dance is over! let's go! follow me officers!

Smart dog

Romeo! this whole place is gonna blow in a couple of minutes!

Small mouthed bass

Sir she's a perspective client of stanley's oh really

Sign right here and press down hard there's no price there will be

Shut up!

Si senorita I know that you will like to chicky boom chick it's very nice so full of spice

See I have an inner ear problem sometimes I can't hear anything

Shoot! shoot! (gun shots)

Shoot the window I don't care!

Sharing a sunset with me

Shoot him!

See you!

She's an artist she's she's sensitive

See you

See you on the inside

Right

See that man over there he's got keys yeah go get those keys go get them go get the keys go get them

Seat belts

Search him

Really do I look bad

Run milo!

Ripley auto finishing you're a customer of theirs aren't you

Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people forget all that

Put the cheese down and get the keys go on! over there over there

Really they say he's pretty weird looking yeah but you ought to see him dance

Really big sunglasses

Put some effort into it!

Put it on! put it on!

Picture of kellaway's wife what margaret!

Okay you boys are on your own now I gotta get go downstairs and make sure i'm seen

Possibly a representation of one of the norse night gods maybe loki

Police! open up!

Okay you said loki was a night god maybe it only works at night

Okay come on! come here get up get up here!

Okay

Peggy brandt wait a minute peggy brandt of ask peggy yeah that's right

Party's over everyone let's go!

Our love is like a red red rose and I am a little thorny je t'adore! je t'adore!

Or maybe we should call the irs and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at club fed

Open up! come on i'm getting blisters on my fingers

Only the creme de la creme need apply

Okay lady time's up

Oh man forget her

Okay twinkle toes I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now

Oh my god

Oh that's right you and stanley right you two are getting awfully close

Oh that car yeah yeah

Oh my god i'm late! keys keys where's the keys damn

Oh my god! this has gotta be a new breed

Now sorry wrong pocket

Oh I don't know tell you ramsey said look I will take care of ramsey

Oh stanley! do you realize how much mail we got about that letter

Oh jeez!

Oh no no actually I was just gonna ask you a few questions really about what

Of course

Officers arrest those men i've always wanted to say that

Officer are you writing notes

Now what can I do for you bub

Now like napoleon I will divide and conquer

Now I have some forms for you to fill out

Now how about that account we have several different plans savings checking savings and checking

Now you're being cynical

Not to worry this'll put the color back in your cheeks my friend

Nobody ever kissed me like dorian tyrel

Not bad shut up and help me down all right

No i've gotta see tina but what do I do I mean do I go as myself or the mask

Mouse trap

No it wasn't me it was the one armed man

My friend will be along here any minute I better go

No come on

No way!

No! guard guard guard! there's a woman's being chased through the alleyway there come on! she needs help

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We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late if I have to put up with your behaviour

We all wear masks metaphorically speaking

Watch it! i'm sorry

Watch it chunky!

Want to be my date

Wait just a minute

Wait a minute where is everybody something's not kosher here

Use the radio what you know call for backup or something

Trust me buddy this is going to be the perfect night on the town

Too bad she's already taken

Tonight i'm gonna take you on a love safari deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle

This young man here just saved our lives

Tina what are you doing here

Tina come here

Tina get out of here get lost!

Tina come on you can't you can't

This is the moment of truth when a man shows what he's really made of

This is kellaway I need back up and I need it now

Tina!

Tina carlyle pleased to meat you the pleasure's all mine

Those pyjamas those those those pyjamas were stolen

This isn't his grift man

This is your big production number

This is impossible

This is a mistake

This is an interesting piece mr ipkiss looks like fourth or fifth century scandinavian

This is a piece of wood

Things change

They got me paying taxes for what I gave to you gee baby ain't I good to you

They're out they're sold out that means there's no more

They say you've been using the place to run your own small time scams

There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you (2)

There's nothing too good for a boy that's so true gee baby ain't I good to you

There's always time for one last kiss

There he is! let's get him

There he is!

Then we're all in big trouble and if I were you i'd get out of town fast

Then he could have banished him into that mask

The swat team got an offer to open in vegas

The senoritas they sing and they swing with their romero it's very nice so full of spice

The police are looking for the mask so we'll give them the mask

The masks we wear

The mask no it was the guy inside the mask it was you all along

The loaner the loaner

The guy they say robbed this place the mask I think he was at the club last night

The cops tried to shut the club down this morning

The coco bongo club hottest new joint in town

That's got to hurt

That's what they're there for

That's ridiculous oh is it

That's it!

That's correct wendy we all wear masks metaphorically speaking

That's it yeah get the key no not not the cheese the keys

That's it sweetheart now just a little bit to the right

Thanks a million I owe you one

That'll be all ipkiss

That's correct wendy

That's an interesting tie mister ipkiss stanley ipkiss

That was the most sickening display i've ever seen

That man is the mask

That letter you sent my column that was from a guy with more guts and more heart than any of the creeps that i've met in this city

That guy dancing with tina he's dead meat come on

Thanks for what lots of things

Thanks for everything stanley

Thanks stanley you really are a nice guy

Stop that man!

Thanks for dropping by

Thank you so much for being with us today

Tell auntie em to let old yeller out

Tell me how's this mask work I don't know you just put it on

Tell me more bwana

Take it easy I got the point

Sure stanley ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap

Sure you're not gonna miss this guy when he's gone all that's left is me

Step right up here don't be shy! nobody likes a bashful leather head

Stay behind! that's it that's it! nobody's getting in

Stupid she would never

Start dancing i'll blow your brains out

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