For being the only guy who treated me like a person and not some sort of party favour

For being any kind of romantic even a hopeless one

Exactly

Excuse me where can I open a new account new accounts right here

Easy ipkiss

Everything is his grift he owns you he owns this club he owns this whole stinking town

Eddy who did this man who

Easy you're giving me a woody

Easy boy!

Drop it tyrel!

Drop it ipkiss

Doyle! (2)

Dorian

Down! get down! come on come on! come on! line 'em up over here

Dorian I can't shut this thing off

Dorian! dorian wait! no!

Don't worry tina it's all over now

Did you have a pickle relish

Don't insult my intelligence ipkiss

Does it work

Don't be an idiot you're in the middle of a police station there is no way you're walking out of here like this

Do it

Do you think you could have him meet me tonight I might be able to work something out

Do you have any idea what time it is actually no

Did it look like I had much of a choice

Crap

Cuff him

Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over edge city bank

Could you hold this for me please

Could you guys keep it down back there no problem

Come on! serve and protect man!

Come on! come on! milo!

Could I have just one more minute

Cops got your pal ipkiss taken at landfill park

Come on i'm really very sorry about this i'm sure

Come on (3)

Come on milo jump please do it for daddy

Come on get these rubbernecks out of here

Come on gals let's get going

Club's closed move it! you think i'm joking come on move it!

Charlie i

Come on! (2)

Charlie stanley gals I want you to meet my buddy stanley ipkiss

Charlie isn't stanley the nicest guy the best

Cd's savings and cd's checking and cd's savings checking and cd's t bills

But I ordered onion rings doyle!

But your book!

But we need some cash so first we take the bank then we take niko and then my friend school is out

But my friends are on the inside

Boys I want you to pick her out something pretty to wear okay

As I was saying about that tie kinda reminds me of one of those what do you call it ink blot tests a rorschach test right

But all I wanted was a kiss a kiss just one last kiss

Bring him up here!

Buddy you know what you need you need a little change of pace

Bright colours it's a power tie supposed to make you feel powerful

Bobby eh charlie charlie!

Believe this you drive in in a porsche

Because dear peggy pays dick i'm starving to death

As a matter of fact I do cubbie!

Anybody who's anybody will be there

And you know it's important to go out with a big bang

And this whole city is our playground

And when they dancin' they bring a happy ring without a care o singing a song all the day long

2 tickets to the charity ball at the coco bongo club this saturday night

120 yards

And one of 'em was wearing a big green mask

Where were you last night the girls and I were looking all over for you did you happen to look outside in the gutter

And if you're somebody like dorian

50 grand 50 grand to the man who finds that green faced son of a bitch before the cops do

205 yards

(thunder rumbling)

(old car engine stops)

(loading weapons)

(breaks glass)

Well if you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures you might get some work done around here

Those pyjamas are impossible this actually happened

Somebody stole your pyjamas

Put your hands up but you told me to freeze alright alright unfreeze

Put me down right now or I am never coming back here thanks

Or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there

Ipkiss you're 40 minutes late that's the same as stealing

Me no I don't even have a car you know 'cause they pollute

Leave the dog alone

If I get a good lawyer and strike up a deal I can be out of here in about 10000 years

I'm sorry we're already late for the ball right alice and the white rabbit are gonna be really disappointed

I hear things like that I start losing my concentration

How do (2)

He's the only one who's napping and i'm about to give him a serious wake up call

How do

Hey! watch it i'm a bleeder

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood

Boy you really narrowed it down

But you can pull this off right hey you talking to the doctor

Boy that doesn't sound good at all no it doesn't sound good what would sound good to you breakfast

You got me partner

Well it looks like some sort of mob tactic there it is boys she broke the case

Why because I gotta

This is incredible with these powers I could be a superhero I could fight crime protect the innocent work for world peace but first

This guy's incorrigible

There you go son now get out of here you bother me

There can't be 2 idiots with pyjamas like these

That's it this party's over in 10 minutes

The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission what all I wanted was an oil change

One week to get out of town after that i'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron

Now you have to ask yourself one question do I feel lucky well do you punks

My game it goes straight to hell you could too

Look at that! it's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head

Forget her that girl will tear out your heart put it in a blender and hit frappe

Ladies and gentlemen I will be your host for the remainder of the evening

I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people there are private institutions for things like that

Hey! don't you have respect for law and order what kind of thug are you

Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!

Fortunately funeral bouquets are deductible

Gee I wish my daddy owned a bank then I could be a rich little creep too

Hello cherie we meet again! is it fate is it meant to be it is written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize i'd like to think so

Scream 4

Roulette Wheel

I'm just an ex employee who has come for his back pay or should I say payback

Stephern Bumfrey 4 dry

Record Crackles

Stars In Their Eyes (Walk Out Of Doors Music)

Scream 3

Opener 40 to 11

Hellos

Scream 2

PAD CHR Sounds Sharp

Print Out Emails

My Worst Mix

Olly Murs!

News Big Ben

Len Goodmen 7

Ok lets get down to it boppers

Never heard of it

Lights models guestlist just do your best darling

July 4th 2010 Without Fireworks

LeAnn G Hall Hapy Birthday

Jingle and bed

July 4th 2010 FULL

July 4th 2010 Alternate Without Fireworks

July 4th 2010 Alternate FULL

Jaws About To Get Eaten Music!

Jingle and bed 2 bruno

Hi I'm calvin harris

Helicopter INVASION Sound Effect looped

Happy Christmas 3

Happy christmas

George Get Set For A Mind Blowing Afternoon

Benevans cmpradio summer (2)

Ar Promotion Jason Flavell

Alan Partridge Ah Ha (44100 Hz)

And Now From Norwich! 4

Alan Patridge Alans Funny Storys

Alan Partridge Leaving You (Mashup)

Alan Partridge Lovely Stuff from YouTube

Alan Partridge Ah Ha 5

Alan Partridge This Will Put Norwich On The Map

Alan Partridge Bank Holiday

Alan Freeman Hi There Pop Pickers2

Vinny Talking To Me

Yannick Yers de fookin

Vinny Who Would You Go Gay For

Vinny Do You Like Tennis

Tom H Laugh

Tom H Hi I'm Tom Harris

Tom H Singing

Tommy Boyd That Is A Tasty Burger

Skype Callers Jingles Yannick

Stuart Heron Laugh

Skype Callers Jingles Tom Harris

Skype Callers Jingles Mikey Holt

Skype Callers Jingles Kerrie Andrews

Skype Callers Jingles Joe Morris

Skype Callers Jingles Holly

Skype Callers Jingles Irving

Ross Yes!

Ross Wolf Whistle

Ross Jo Maccarferty

Skype Callers Jingles Gary Burton

Ross Brenda

Ross Do Do Doooo

Ross Why Push Bikes

Ross What Is The Best Terminator Film

Ross Oh Dear

Ross Sausage Rolls (Slow)

Ross What Are You Insinuating

Ross Thank Ya Old Darlin

Ross Sausage Rolls

Ross Join me ross patzelt slowed down

Ross I'm Such A Fat Pig

Ross Fav Cheese

Ross Aya Got A Light Boy

Richard DJ Ellerby Thats Longer Than I Thought

Ross Arnie T2

London Your Cool

Lady Liz Laugh 2

London Silly Ross

Lee Mills Chat

Lady Liz No Life No Brain

Lady Liz Laugh

Jason wayyyyyyyy