Why are you here? There's troubIe.

They got me paying taxes...

Who?!

Come on.

Thank you.

That's the guy.

FortunateIy, funeraI bouquets are deductibIe.

You reaIIy Iove me.

He beat them to the punch.

PoIice!

Hi, Lieutenant.

Something wrong?

Lab reports?

Every Iow Iife in this town. Understand?

I'II teII you one thing.

Genius.

You didn't stop by just to see me, did you?

Bet you heIped him with the bank job.

Who are you?

This couId be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy.

Sorry, wrong pocket.

Or we'II fire.

A party favor.

Why are you covering this story?

And they swing

I know CPR!

Now, how about that account?

You don't own an '89 Civic?

I know you're in there!

Everything is his grift.

BeIieve this?

I'II teach you to chick chicky boom Chick chicky boom

StanIey, wait.

Kiss me, my dear, and I wiII reveaI my croissant.

ReaIIy big sungIasses, nerf baII...

THE MASK ROBS BANK

Some prowIer broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman.

Good to see you.

MANAGER

Gee, baby, ain't I good to you

PIeasure's aII mine.

Can you heIp me?

Shoot! Shoot!

Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungIe.

They caII me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat

You, with the face.

QUIET PLEASE

RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING

Dance and I'II bIow your brains out.

And as The Mask

Turn down those cartoons!

I'm Iosing controI.

My Iife is wrecked. Wrecked.

And more heart...

StanIey Ipkiss...

Give her the money.

Are you okay?

What a rush.

The poIice want the mask.

The money better be here...

Where were you? I've been vamping for 20 minutes

Get out of the road! I think he wants to communicate

A good Iawyer and a deaI..

I wiII spread your p t . I wiII dip my IadIe in your vichyssoise

Look what I found in her car

And one was wearing a big, green mask

I'm not Iosing anything..

Boss..

I'II be in here for a Iong, Iong time

For being any kind of romantic..

He'II be at the charity baII tonight

Even a hopeIess one

You're weIcome

That night at the cIub I knew..

Going away aIone, baby?

Get her something pretty to wear

Get up. Come on

It's sundown

Why? Is it true?

I wouIdn't, darIing

Get your dog away from me

Sit back and reIax

Just one..

For one Iast kiss

This pIace wiII bIow!

You're taking a chance coming here your boyfriend might be a little upset

You're know you're right you're absolutely right

I guess not!

Your car sir that's not my car but it matches the ticket

Mayor TiIton, did you see that dog?

You've got 17 5 percent in t bills amortized over the fiscal year 8 percent in stocks and bonds

Your car sir

You stanley ipkiss are already all you'll ever need to be

You're mister nice guy yes!

You're welcome

You're under arrest

You're not on the list you're not in the club alright

You're not going anywhere

You two step back

You're kidding! for friday night

You're gonna take me out as your prisoner

You're a real hero

You'd like to see him again wouldn't you I wouldn't mind

You wanna take him yeah

You think she'll ever come back charlie

You still here come on let's go!

You sure you know what you're doing buddy i'm sure then do what you gotta do

You suffer from a mild delusion

You son of a bitch!

You got the 50 thou'

You said you wouldn't hurt him! I lied

You really think hundreds of women are looking for a guy like me sure i'm one of them

You ready get it

You printed one of my letters last year remember nice guys finish last

You planning a little trip without me baby no

You okay

You mess with niko you end up taking a dirt nap

You know you're lucky you've caught me I was just on my way out

You like this thing you like it

You know you weren't putting up much of a fight in that freak show last night when he tried to kiss you

You know that night at the club I knew i'd found someone special

You know mrs peenman what nothing

You know it sort of looks like a young woman riding bareback sort of a lady godiva or something

You know I hardly ever stop by here

You know for once kellaway you're right except it wasn't one of my boys

You know you're not supposed to jump up it's against doggie ordinance

You know anything about the disturbance last night disturbance

You got the wrong guy I tell you! it's a bum rap I got my rights!

You figure it was an inside job huh that's right and all I need is a couple of prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday

You bet ya

You don't scare me mr ipkiss go right ahead

You didn't stop by just to see me did you it's okay tell me

You don't own an '89 civic

Yes your honor

You don't need her man you need somebody a little more down to earth somebody with some integrity

You don't know that charlie

You don't know who you're talking to do you i'm talking to a dead man if you don't step back like I said

You didn't hear anything she unloaded a couple of rounds of 20 gauge buckshot 5 feet from your door

You crossed the rope never cross the rope

Yo bobby! how you doing buddy it's charlie!

You bet ya thank you and good luck cracking the case

Yeah yeah sure keep it down ipkiss

Yeah well next time why don't you call right leave the delivery boys at home

Yeah right

Yeah some kind of prowler broke in and attacked mrs peenman attacked

Won't you come in

Yeah it's it's really beautiful right around sunset the methane emissions really pick up the colours all those pinks and greens

Yeah hi!

Yeah! oh man come on come here good boy that's a good boy good boy

What

Wouldn't want to start the celebration early would you

With a little help from his friends

Why don't you just sit back and relax

Why are you interested just curious I guess

Whoa boss! you okay

Who the hell are you

When he puts on the mask he turns into that green thingamajig

Whatever that mask is you don't need it

Where's a camcorder when you need one

Where were you last night here mostly is something wrong

When I put that mask on I can do anything be anything

What you want me to throw that i'm very tired okay i'll throw it one time

What's happening to you stanley

We're going to go to a party tonight we're going to have one hell of a time aren't we yes

What's the matter darling

What's the matter with you what is it what are you looking for

What took you guys so long i've been vamping here for like 20 minutes

What the hell are you doing

What I got is probable cause

What the hell are you doing here we got trouble you better come upstairs come on let's go

What is that supposed to mean

What is it murray

What do you see mr ipkiss

What do you know about this mask character mask

What happened

What does niko have to say about this nothing

What do we do with ipkiss

What are you doing here

What do the lab reports say

What are you looking at you you're losing it dorian

What are you doing here (3)

What are they going to do to me sarge what are they going to do

What are you doing here (2)

What about the club I thought you were doing great

What a rush

Well the next time she comes in you be sure to send her to my office

Well this is coming right out of your security deposit ipkiss

Well the book is of course the masks we wear by dr arthur neuman

Well that's what you are ipkiss a big nothing

Well see here's the thing my very best girlfriend just came into town and I know she'd be dying to go to this so could we maybe get an extra ticket for her

Well it's nothing any american with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community

Well if you think of anything this is my number this is my you know personal number

Well I just can't let her sit home all alone

Well you don't look real fabulous now

Well I better be going

Well you're lucky we caught these problems now before they caused you some serious trouble

Well I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents

Well I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye!

We suppress the id our darkest desires and adopt a more socially acceptable image

We have a giraffe